jerkcityhd:

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by svetlana

haha oh wow my sister is pregnant and you would not believe how much everyone asking her “IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL” bothers me

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

 #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

this single strip explains things better than i ever could, and now i’m crying. thankfully, my parents are out..

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i’m tired of people comparing the “differences” between transgender women and “normal women”

bubblineforever:

alizabug:

what if marcy floats away sometimes when she goes to sleep
(the movie was booooooooring bonnibelle)

Nooo Marcy, don’t fly away!

i don’t watch enough adventure time to know much about the characters but holy shit this headcanon

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.

I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

my mom got drunk and is super aggressive and now she went out drunk driving bye mom

i’ve been depressed all day and actually even considering suicide for the first time in a few months but apparently i forgot all about it after listening to a few phil collins songs