haha oh wow my sister is pregnant and you would not believe how much everyone asking her “IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL” bothers me
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.
this single strip explains things better than i ever could, and now i’m crying. thankfully, my parents are out..
what if marcy floats away sometimes when she goes to sleep
(the movie was booooooooring bonnibelle)
Nooo Marcy, don’t fly away!
i don’t watch enough adventure time to know much about the characters but holy shit this headcanon
I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.